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[Verse 1]
Am Heya Tom, it's FBob from the Coffice down the hall G/B
Am Good to see you Fbuddy, how've you Gbeen?
Fdim7 Thing have been OK for me, exAmcept that I'm a zomAm/Gbie now
D7/F# I really wish you'd let us Gin
[Pre-Chorus]
I Fthink I speak for allC of us when I E7say I understand Am Am/G
FWhy you folks might Chesitate to subE7mit to our demand Am Am/G
But Fhere's an FYI: Fmyou're all gonna die screaming!
[Chorus]
CAll we Gwant to do is Feat your brains G
We're not unreaCsonable; I mean, Gno one's gonna eat your eyes
F CAll we Gwant to do is Feat your brains G
We're at an imAmpasse hereEmmaybe we should compromise:
F If you Fopen upEm the doorsDm FWe'll all Emcome insideF and eat your brains! C
[Verse 2]
Am I don't want to Fnitpick, Tom, but is Cthis really your plan? G/B
Am To spend your whole life Flocked inside a Gmall?
Fdim7 Maybe that's OK for now, but Amsomeday you'll be outAm/G of food and guns
D7/F# And then you'll have to make the call
[Pre-Chorus]
G I'm Fnot surprised to seeC you haven't E7thought it through enough Am Am/G
You Fnever had the headC for all thatE7 biggerpicture stuff Am Am/G
But FTom, that's what I do, and I Fmplan on eating you slowly!
[Chorus]
CAll we Gwant to do is Feat your brains G
We're not unreaCsonable; I mean, Gno one's gonna eat your eyes
F CAll we Gwant to do is Feat your brains G
We're at an imAmpasse hereEmmaybe we should compromise:
F If you Fopen upEm the doorsDm FWe'll all Emcome insideF and eat your brains! G#
[Bridge]
I'd like to helpD# you, Tom, in Gdim7any way I C#can
I sure apC#mpreciate the way you're working withG# me
I'm not a monsD#ter, Tom, well,Gdim7 technically I Fmam
I guess I Cam... G
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[Verse 3]
Am I've got another meeFting, Tommaybe Cwe could wrap it up? G/B
Am I know we'll get to Fcommon ground someGhow
Fdim7Meanwhile, I'll report back to my Amcolleagues, who were Am/Gchewing on the doors
D7/F# I guess we'll table this for now
[Pre-Chorus]
G I'm Fglad to see you Ctake constructiveE7 criticism weII Am Am/G
FThank you for your Ctime, I know we're allE7 busy as hell Am Am/G
And we'll Fput this thing to bed, Fmwhen I bash your head open!
[Chorus]
CAll we Gwant to do is Feat your brains G
We're not unreaCsonable; I mean, Gno one's gonna eat your eyes
F CAll we Gwant to do is Feat your brains G
We're at an imAmpasse hereEmmaybe we should compromise:
[Outro]
F If you Fopen upEm the doorsDm FWe'll all Emcome insideF and eat your brains! C
