Chords
[Intro]
D5Alrighty, then
Picture this if you will
[Verse 1]
D5Ten to two AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes
In my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area fifty one
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
When just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right at my Birkenstocks
And me yelping, "holy fucking shit!"
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
[Verse 2]
D5 Then the XFile being
Looking like some kind of bluegreen Jackie Chan
With Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
Vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slowmo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bugeyes, my gaping jaw
And my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip
And all I could think was
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
That I pissed my fuckin' pants"
[Verse 3]
D5 C5 G5 Bb5 SoD5 light in his way,C5 like an apG5parition, that
He hadBb5 me crying out
D5"Fuck me, it's gotta be
The Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got right on top of me
Got me seein' Emotherfuckin'D5T!"
[Verse 4]
D5 And after calming me down
With some orange slices
And some fetal spooning
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose
He said, "You are the chosen one
The one who will deliver the message
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not"
Me, the chosen one
They chose me
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school D5
[Bridge]
D5 You'd better
You'd better
You'd better
You'd better listen
[Break]
D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5
D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5
D5 F5 D5 F5
[Verse 5]
D5 F5 Then he D5looked right F5through me
D5 F5 With somD5niferous F5almond D5eyes
F5Don't even D5know what F5that means D5 F5
Must reD5member to F5write it D5downF5 This is D5so real
F5
D5 F5 Like the D5time Dave F5floated away D5 F5
See, my D5heart is F5pounding D5 F5
'Cause this D5shit never F5happens D5to me F5 D5 F5
D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5
D5I can't F5breathe D5right now! F5
[Verse 6]
D5 F5 It was D5so real F5
D5 F5 Like I D5woke up in F5WonderD5land
F5All sorta D5terriF5fying D5 F5
I don't D5wanna be F5all aD5lone F5
While I D5tell this F5stoD5ry F5
And can D5anyone F5tell me D5why
F5You all sound like D5Peanuts F5parents?
D5 F5 Will I D5ever be F5coming D5down?F5 This is D5so real
F5
D5 F5 FinalD5ly, it's myF5 lucky D5day F5
See, my D5heart is F5racing D5 F5
'Cause this D5shit never F5happens D5to me F5 D5 F5
D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5
D5I can't F5breathe D5right now F5 D5
[Verse 7]
D5 F5 You beD5lieve me, F5don't you? D5 F5
Please beD5lieve what F5I've justD5 said! F5
See the D5Dead ain't F5touring
D5 F5 And this D5wasn't all F5in myD5 head F5
See, they D5took me by the F5hand
D5 F5 And inD5vited me F5right in D5 F5
Then they D5showed me F5something D5 F5
I don't D5even know F5where to D5begin F5 D5 F5
D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5
[Break]
D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5 D5 F5
D5
[Chorus]
D5Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed
[Interlude]
D5 Bb5 D5 Bb5
A5 Bb5 C5 G5 A5 Bb5 C5 G5
A5 Bb5 C5 G5 A5 Bb5
C5 G5
[Solo]
G5
[Break]
D5 C5 G5 Bb5
D5 C5 G5 Bb5
D5 C5 G5 Bb5
D5 C5 G5 Bb5
[Bridge]
D5Overwhelmed as C5one would be, G5placed in my poBb5sition
D5Such a heavy C5burden now to G5be the Bb5one
D5Born to bear and C5bring to all the G5details of our Bb5ending
To D5write it down for C5all the world toG5 see
Bb5 But D5I forC5got my G5pen
Bb5 D5Shit the C5bed aG5gain
Bb5Typical
[Chorus]
D5Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed
[Verse 8]
G5I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they Bb5said to C5make G5me Bb5out to C5be G5the hero
Can't remember what they Bb5said C5 G5
Bb5 C5 G5 Bob help me!
Can't remember what they Bb5said C5 G5
Bb5 C5 G5 D5
[Outro]
D5Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
God damn, shit the bed
