Chords
[Intro]
Gm Bb C Em Eb D Gm Bb C
Em Eb D
[Verse 1]
GmOld Godzilla was Bbhopping around C
EmTokyo city like a Ebbig playDground
When Gmsuddenly Batman Bbburst from the Cshade
And Emhit Godzilla with a Ebbat grenade D
GodEbzilla got pissed and beDgan to attack
But Gmdidn't expect to be blockedF by Shaq
Who proBbceeded to open up a Acan of ShaqFu
When DAaron Carter came Ebout of the blue
And he Gmstarted beating up ShaBbquille O'Neal C
Then they Emboth got flattened by the EbBatmoDbile
But beGmfore it could make it back Bbto the BatCcave
EmAbraham Lincoln popped Ebout of his Dgrave
And took an EbAKforty seven out from Dunder his hat
Blew GmBatman away with a Fratatattat
But he Bbran out of bullets and he Aran away
Because DOptimus Prime came to Ebsave the day
[Chorus]
Bb This is the Dultimate showGmdown of Fultimate destiny
Bb Good guys, bad Dguys and exploGmsions, as Ffar as the eye can see
Bb And only Done will survive,Em I wonder Ebwho it will be
Cm This is the Dultimate showEbdown of Fultimate destiny
[Post-Chorus]
Gm Bb C Em Eb D Gm Bb C
[Verse 2]
Em Eb D GodGmzilla took a bite out of BbOptimus Prime C
Like EmScruff McGruff took a Ebbite out of crime D
And then GmShaq came back covered Bbin a tire Ctrack
But EmJackie Chan jumped out and Eblanded on his Dback
And EbBatman was injured and Dtrying to get steady
When GmAbraham Lincoln came backF with a machete
But Bbsuddenly something caught his Aleg and he tripped
DIndiana Jones took him Ebout with his whip
Then he Gmsaw Godzilla sneaking Bbup from behind C
And he Emreached for his gun which he Ebjust couldn't Dfind
'Cause GmBatman stole it and he Bbshot and he Cmissed
And EmJackie Chan deflected it Ebwith his Dfist
Then he Ebjumped in the air and he Ddid a somersault
While GmAbraham Lincoln triedF to pole vault
Onto BbOptimus Prime but they colAlided in the air
Then they Dboth got hit by a EbCare Bear stare
[Chorus]
Bb This is the Dultimate showGmdown of Fultimate destiny
Bb Good guys, bad Dguys and exploGmsions, as Ffar as the eye can see
Bb And only Done will survive,Em I wonder Ebwho it will be
Cm This is the Dultimate showEbdown F
[Bridge]
BbAngels sang out an imFmaculate chorus
GmDown from the heavens desGbcended Chuck Norris
Who deEblivered a kick which could Fshatter bones
GbInto the crotch of IndiAbana Jones
Who fell Bbover on the ground, wriFthing in pain
As GmBatman changed back inGbto Bruce Wayne
But EbChuck saw through his clever Fdisguise
And he Gbcrushed Batman's head in beAbtween his thighs
[Verse 3]
Then EbGandalf the Grey and DGandalf the White
And GmMonty Python and the Holy FGrail's black knight
And BeBbnito Mussolini, andA the Blue Meanie
And DCowboy Curtis, and EbJambi The Genie
EbRobocop, The Terminator, DCaptain Kirk, and Darth Vader
GmLopan, Superman, Fevery single Power Ranger
BbBill S. Preston and ATheodore Logan
DSpock, The Rock, Doc Ock,Eb and Hulk Hogan
All Ebcame out of nowhere Dlightning fast
And they Gmkicked Chuck Norris in his Fcowboy ass
It was the Bbbloodiest battle that the Aworld ever saw
With ciDvilians looking on in Ebtotal awe
The Ebfight raged on for a Dcentury
Many Gmlives were claimed but eFventually
The chamBbpion stood, the Arest saw their better
DMr. Rogers in a Ebbloodstained sweater
[Chorus]
Bb This is the Dultimate showGmdown of Fultimate destiny
Bb Good guys, bad Dguys and exploGmsions, as Ffar as the eye can see
Bb And only Done will survive,Em I wonder Ebwho it will be
Cm This is the Dultimate showEbdown F
[Outro]
Cm This is the Dultimate showEbdown F
Cm This is the Dultimate showEbdown of Fultimate destiny